I'm going to steal all of the memes today ye

In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
Bitch I will fucking slap you

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
SAYS THE ONE WHO ISN'T TWO GRADES AHEAD IN MATH

Your crush has a crush on me
Yeah but do you like him back?

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
I'M TWO FUCKING GRADES AHEAD SO JUST BECAUSE I RETAKE A TEST DOESN'T MEAN I'M DUMB IT JUST MEANS I'M SMART ENOUGH TO PURSUE BETTER GRADES.

Hurry up would you?
You can't rush perfection u3u

You're so snobbish
So are you do you want a fucking medal?

Wanna settle this outside?
You wanna go bro? Like so pizza? Right here right now. You won't.

You afraid of me?
I'm only afraid of my friends

He/she loves me more!
Yes because he totally devotes his life to making you happy. I'm sorry but I think he's smart enough to manage his time better than that.

You have bad grades
So you call straight A's bad?

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
..oh o//o um, maybe we could go to Target together o-or.. something? y-y'know, whatever's cool with y-you..

I don't love you.
That's cool, we're still friends right?

I think I love you already
 pff y-you're so cheesy o//o

Can I copy your answers?
Sure

I think I have a crush on your friend
I... okay..

Can I sit next to you?
O-of course!

Would you like to dance with me?
Sure.. I'm not very good though..

I think you have a crush on me
Uhm, maybe I do.. then what? v//v

you have a cute smile
T-thanks!

Why are you so nice to me?
Well.. you're super nice to me as well as others, I just though I should try to be as a-amazing as you..

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
Sure

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
No he is fucking not he graduated with a C average

Go to bed early
Not gonna work

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
I'll wash the dishes, but that's it

Study hard ok?
Ya

When i was your age I only had 1 dollar as lunch money
Wow grandma actually gave you that much? 

Why can't you be more like him
Who?

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
BETCH I GET WHAT I WANT